CHOOSE YOUR PACKAGE
Self-care has never been so outsourced. Pick a package, I’ll chill for you:
The Light Chill – $5
Let me take a short break on your behalf
10 minutes of certified stillness
Eyes closed (optional eye mask)
Post-chill Confirmation E-mail
The Premium Do-Nothing – $20
I’ll go full horizontal so you don’t have to
45 minutes of uninterrupted chilling
Soft background music
30 secs videos of me staring at clouds
The Do Not Disturb Deluxe – $50
The ultimate chilling experience
60 minutes of total inactivity
Custom voice note of me yawning
Personal Chill Certificate (PDF)
ABOUT ME
Hello. I’m Fabio, full-time professional idler, part-time napper, and founder of the world’s most pointless, transparent, and surprisingly satisfying service: being paid to do absolutely nothing.
I live in Milan, Italy – a city famous for fashion, design, finance, and business. Here, people wake up at 6 AM to run marathons, launch start-ups, and drink seven espressos before lunch.
I do none of these things.
While the city rushes, emails, builds, creates, and innovates, I stay perfectly unproductive.
Chill in Style
Grab Your Mug, T-Shirt, and Other Essentials to Keep the Vibe Alive
Chill, We’ve Got Testimonials
Find Out Why People Out There Are Paying Me to Live the Dream
Finally a service that asks for nothing and gives even less!
Olga, Krakow
He did nothing. As promised. Beautiful!
Daniel, Berlin
It’s like self-care by proxy. Wildly liberating.
Ruth, Nevada
Meet Our Team
At PayMeToChill, our team is made up of pros who know exactly how to take it easy – but still make the magic happen.
FABIO
FOUNDER AND EXECUTIVE CHAIRWARMER
Founder, face and soul of the company, Fabio started PayMeToChill during a break. Then never stopped.
Fun fact: He once replied to an email within a week. The rest of the team still talks about it.
ANNA
MARKETING MANAGER
Born in Naples (a city where “dolce far niente” is a way of life), Anna brings southern Italian ease to the team.
Her record: 3-hour coffee breaks, daily balcony sitting, and the ability to ignore 47 unread emails without guilt.
THE SOFA
CHIEF OPERATING SURFACE
The true backbone of this organization.
Possibly sentient.
From daydreams to doomscrolling, the Sofa facilitates all core operations.
Once hosted a 5-hour existential crisis. No complaints. No strikes.
BILLY
PLANT-BASED INTERN
Needs minimal care. Contributes silent, leafy support to the home atmosphere.
Sometimes leans dramatically to the side when it’s time to water him – a performance artist at heart.
Favourite pastime: photosynthesis.
Stats You Can Nap On
Our chill is measurable, meaningless, and scalable.
DEADLINES MET
0
Lounging Locations Tested
120
LEVEL OF NIRVANA ACHIEVED
95%
Yawns in 1 Hour
30
F.A.Q.
Frequently Asked Questions
Your Questions, Answered with Zero Hurry
What exactly do you do?
I get paid to chill. That’s it. Whether it’s lounging, napping, or just vibing on the couch, I’m here to do what I do best while you enjoy the benefits.
What’s your Refund Policy?
You paid me to do nothing. Mission accomplished. What exactly do you want refunded?
What do you wear while you chill?
Comfy clothes are a must. Think pajamas, oversized hoodies, tank tops in the summeror whatever keeps the chill vibe flowing. You can expect me to always be dressed for maximum relaxation.
Can you chill for social causes or charity events?
Absolutely! I believe in spreading good vibes for a cause. If you’ve got a charity event or social cause that needs a relaxed touch, I’ll gladly help out – use to Contact form below to get in touch.
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My favorite? Fake birthdays
Get In Touch
If you have any inquiries or are interested in collaborating with me, please reach out. I’d love to hear from you.
Just a heads-up: I might not reply immediately. Chilling is a full-time commitment. But I promise to get back to you eventually.